Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
