just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Someone shattered a urinal.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
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Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
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You pole danced in your parka.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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