"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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