I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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