We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
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