watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
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