everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
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