your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
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I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
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Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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