Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
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Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
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Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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