you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
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Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
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We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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