I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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