New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
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