I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Porn is love you can see.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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