naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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