we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
the day after is always just damage control
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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