The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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