Moan for me like Helen Keller
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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