I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
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I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
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I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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