That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
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But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
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In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.