quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
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i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
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I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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