i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
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I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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