He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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