I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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