in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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