Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
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