all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
You can't motorboat a personality
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
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dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
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Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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