I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
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Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
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How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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