her vagine was all disorganized.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
We are two peas in an std pod
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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