i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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