I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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