we have officially mastered the walk of shame
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
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Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
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I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
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