Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
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are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
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he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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