Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Randomize
