David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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