that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
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Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
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like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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