My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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