Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
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I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
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I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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