remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
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it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
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The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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