the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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