Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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