i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
