Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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