Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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