similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
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I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
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We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
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I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
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