I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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