It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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