my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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