There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
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You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
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So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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