Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
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He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
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It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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