I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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