When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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