You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
I believe in your delicious
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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