i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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