I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Randomize
