i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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