i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
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She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
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Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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